4 reasons why this is so effective. It increases your sleep quality and focus. You’ll sleep like the nice little kitten. The result is increased productivity.

By the way, do you know why they actually encourage 8 hours of sleep? Has anybody ever wondered why the experts say you need 8 hours of sleep? I couldn’t believe this, the first 4 hours the brain repairs the body. The second four hours, the brain repairs itself. That’s the reason why if you don’t get enough sleep, you feel groggy. You’re not all there. That’s half the people in Dallas actually. Do you see the way they drive?

This is Betty, she’s awesome, she’s not here this morning, but man, she’s incredible. She’s been in massage longer than I’ve been alive. That’s 25 years y’all. The effectiveness also includes it reduces knots, tension, and headaches. Do you know what the results of that are? It’s unbelievable, I couldn’t believe this. It’s less knots, less tension, and less headaches. It’s unbelievable.

But, here’s what’s really amazing. Remember, the study from 3M and UT department of kinesiology also uncovered, this is what they weren’t expecting. It actually reduces cold and flu symptoms. Why? Think about it. If you have a knot in your shoulders or in your neck, those are toxins in your muscles that are building up, and when you massage that, when you push and put pressure on that, it’s squeezing the toxins out.

It’s similar to, raise your hand if you’ve ever done the dishes. Ok, so you have a sponge, and you’re scrubbing, and then you take the sponge and you squeeze it and all the water and soap drips down your forearm and all over your clothes and everything else, and then somebody asks: “Hey, did you have an accident?” All that water and soap that you’re squeezing out is similar to your muscles squeezing out those toxins every rub. That’s the reason why massage is so effective. And so it actually reduces cold and flu symptoms. Why do I have a picture of the United airplane? Because less sick days equals more vacation days. You know, Whoohoo!

The best thing is, effectiveness, it actually increases morale, and that equals happier employees. We’re here to elevate the corporate culture. Now I’m just going to show you this real quick. We have wonderful recommendations. “Such and amazing team” from Southwest Airlines: “My neck and back feel awesome, incredible.” Touchstone Imaging: “I’ve had many massages, this one by far the best chair massage I’ve ever ever had.”

And we’re also doing all these Lunch & Learns. Now these are lessons we’ll come into your workplace over lunch and we’ll teach you how to take better care of yourself. Optimal nutrition needs, MSD’s or Muscular Skeletal Disorders, and how to avoid them, so we teach a lot of office ergonomics. But we also do, we go further than that, haha, there’s a stretch, In office exercises, first aid, CPR, and even self defense. Whaa! Yoga, and even meditation.

And so, this is Massage Kneads and Wellness, we’re here to serve you and thank you for allowing me to speak with you today. [clapping]

Our Purpose

We want to become a part of your Employee Wellness Program in which we can relieve work-related stress through chair massage and provide educational workshops designed to train employees on living more productively. All of our chair massage therapists are licensed and insured, and provide excellent massage experience to every client. Give us a try and you will see the difference in your office!

Improves Sleep

Increases Productivity

Prevents Office-Related Pain

Decreases Sick Days

Increases Company Morale

Elevates Corporate Culture

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Research shows that employees who are happy and free of stress are more productive. This leads to less turnover and better performance, and elevates the corporate culture to a new level of healthiness and happiness!

Why? Research proves that massage reduces blood pressure, and improves joint and muscle aches especially in painful areas of the neck and back. In addition, regular massage aids in colds and flu prevention as well!

You’ll be amazed at the healthy transformation in the office when scheduled consistently. Employees experience a sense of physical and mental well-being…And that’s just for starters. Corporate massage is more than a perk, it is an investment. When looking at the ROI, it’s a no brainer. In fact, several of Fortune Magazine’s 100 Best Companies to Work For, including Eddie Bauer, provides on-site massage every week at corporate headquarters….So does Google, 3M, Delta Airlines, and WorldWide Technology!

Did You Know?

Steve Jobs at Apple was one of the pioneers in corporate wellness for his employees? With his demanding 60-80 hour work-week schedules, he knew his employees “kneaded” some relief for their mounting stress! He was ahead of his time, and now more companies are catching on that corporate wellness really works!

What to Expect

Once we nail down a date for your chair massage event, we will send you a FLYER and a SIGN-UP SHEET that you may circulate in the office to notify employees. We make it simple and easy! Then our massage team will show up 30 minutes before start-time to begin your sessions. The process is so simple that we get invited back over and over! We believe you will too!